11 Days, Can't Wait

It's Been Awhile

3rd Writing: Poem #2

Here we are with an even older poem. This one is as depressing(if not more so) then the first and just as bad. The only difference is this doesn't have the upshot like ending of the other.

what should you do
when you feel like dieing
and there's no one who cares

what should you do
when your lifes falling apart
and theres no one to pick up the pieces

what should you do
when the barrels in your mouth
and there's no one there to say "stop"

Video Game Awards Show

Today is going to be something different, I'm doing my own awards show. Games that I think deserve awards, getting the awards I think they deserve. That being said, let's jump right in.

The Ass-Backwards game of the year, easily goes to Monopoly this year. Having only 4-player multiplayer and no online play, what the fuck were they thinking? The board game is built around multiplayer with up to 8-players and to not have online play in this day and age is just ridiculous. I don't know who it was, but someone really dropped the ball here.







The PITA(Pain-In-The-Ass) award this year goes to MegaMan 9. Fun and awesome and making me beyond happy to see a new MegaMan game, it's still the most frustrating game I've played this year.








The Sales Shark(over-hyped) game of the year is.......Star Wards: The Force Unleashed. Being shorter, and less amazing then expected, this game gathered tons of hype and selling power lands this game the award.









The Shittiest game of the year, Prison Tycoon 4: Supermax. Honestly, how many Prison Tycoon games do you need? How many "Tycoon" games in general do you need? With Zoo, Amusment Park, "Sea World", Prison and more...when does it end? Don't get me wrong I enjoyed the Tycoon's that I played, when they first came out, but to release expansion packs and sequels to a tycoon game is just redundant. Make the game, then move on to a new tycoon franchise.





The King Game of the Year goes to.......Left 4 Dead. I don't have too much to say here seeing as how I did a full review on this game not too long ago, so if you want reasons go read that.










That's it, that's the awards right there. Disagree? Too bad, this is my awards show and not yours. :p

Tis the Season

It's that time of year again, and being busy is basically a given. I suppose this was a bad time to start this blog going, but I'm going to do my best to maintain a Mon-Fri update schedule with as few missed days as possible. Unfortunately, today is missed(unless you count this, which you should). That said I'm running off now, to any who read this Merry Christmas (or Happy Hanukkah or Happy Kwanzaa or Season's Greetings or whatever you personally say this time of year.)

Movie Review: The Love Guru

Mike Myers and Justin Timberlake, two people that I am generally not a fan of at all. However, in this movie the both of them are just funny as all hell. With Myers playing an Indian guru and Timberlake a "bad-ass"(and I use the term loosely) canadian hockey player, you should know right off the bad. This movie I think also has a special place for me because my girlfriend has been making me watch lots of Bollywood movies(Indian movies) and there are lots of jokes about things that frequently happen in those. Hearing Justin Timberlake say "Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!" is still more then enough to cause me to crack up.
Overall: [9/10]