3rd Writing: Poem #2

Here we are with an even older poem. This one is as depressing(if not more so) then the first and just as bad. The only difference is this doesn't have the upshot like ending of the other.

what should you do
when you feel like dieing
and there's no one who cares

what should you do
when your lifes falling apart
and theres no one to pick up the pieces

what should you do
when the barrels in your mouth
and there's no one there to say "stop"

Video Game Awards Show

Today is going to be something different, I'm doing my own awards show. Games that I think deserve awards, getting the awards I think they deserve. That being said, let's jump right in.

The Ass-Backwards game of the year, easily goes to Monopoly this year. Having only 4-player multiplayer and no online play, what the fuck were they thinking? The board game is built around multiplayer with up to 8-players and to not have online play in this day and age is just ridiculous. I don't know who it was, but someone really dropped the ball here.







The PITA(Pain-In-The-Ass) award this year goes to MegaMan 9. Fun and awesome and making me beyond happy to see a new MegaMan game, it's still the most frustrating game I've played this year.








The Sales Shark(over-hyped) game of the year is.......Star Wards: The Force Unleashed. Being shorter, and less amazing then expected, this game gathered tons of hype and selling power lands this game the award.









The Shittiest game of the year, Prison Tycoon 4: Supermax. Honestly, how many Prison Tycoon games do you need? How many "Tycoon" games in general do you need? With Zoo, Amusment Park, "Sea World", Prison and more...when does it end? Don't get me wrong I enjoyed the Tycoon's that I played, when they first came out, but to release expansion packs and sequels to a tycoon game is just redundant. Make the game, then move on to a new tycoon franchise.





The King Game of the Year goes to.......Left 4 Dead. I don't have too much to say here seeing as how I did a full review on this game not too long ago, so if you want reasons go read that.










That's it, that's the awards right there. Disagree? Too bad, this is my awards show and not yours. :p

Tis the Season

It's that time of year again, and being busy is basically a given. I suppose this was a bad time to start this blog going, but I'm going to do my best to maintain a Mon-Fri update schedule with as few missed days as possible. Unfortunately, today is missed(unless you count this, which you should). That said I'm running off now, to any who read this Merry Christmas (or Happy Hanukkah or Happy Kwanzaa or Season's Greetings or whatever you personally say this time of year.)

Movie Review: The Love Guru

Mike Myers and Justin Timberlake, two people that I am generally not a fan of at all. However, in this movie the both of them are just funny as all hell. With Myers playing an Indian guru and Timberlake a "bad-ass"(and I use the term loosely) canadian hockey player, you should know right off the bad. This movie I think also has a special place for me because my girlfriend has been making me watch lots of Bollywood movies(Indian movies) and there are lots of jokes about things that frequently happen in those. Hearing Justin Timberlake say "Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!" is still more then enough to cause me to crack up.
Overall: [9/10]

Video Game Review: Legendary

Overall: [7/10] Legendary is a game that your probably going to pass over, not because it's bad, but just because the timing on the release was poor and there wasn't much hype around it. Lost in the sea of Left 4 Dead, Fallout 3, Fable 2 and Call of Duty: World at War lies this game, but even tho I only spent a week or two with my copy, I will one turn return to finish it, this I know. The game has some interesting mechanics, and the enemy AI is quite intelligent, sometimes annoyingly so heh. Facing enemies such as Gryphons and Minotaurs, while wielding machine guns and fire axes is an interesting experience to say the least.

Story: [9/10] The story for this game is that a rich collector of artifacts wants Pandora's Box, so he hires a thief to get it for me. When the thief opens the box, instead of releasing the "evils of the world" as in the myth, it releases all sorts of mythological creatures. Now he's trying to survive and re-close the box before the creatures completely destroy the world.

Graphics: [9/10] Buildings crumble, rubble is thrown, fire hydrants can be opened, cars are lifted....the graphics are nice in this game. I wouldn't say the graphics are necessarily any better then other 360 games, but what is done with them is better.

Sound: [8/10] The music of the game fits, the downfall is there's not a ton of emphasis on ambient sounds, so there's not a whole ton of build up to things. Instead of "I hear the werewolf...getting closer...where is he?! I can hear him!" you get more "dum de dum dum OH SHIT WEREWOLF SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT!!"

Weapons: [8/10] Legendary has at least 7 weapons, and I'm not sure if I've seen them all. Ranging from pistols, to shotguns, to machine guns and of course a rocket launcher. The usual suspects of weaponry make appearances here. The ability to drain the "essence" of a mythological creature you kill and use the essence to use powers(such as healing or a knock-back wave) is the most unique weapon in the game. Sometimes however you use more life trying to get the essence so you can heal, then the healing actually does. It's times like those you wish for an old fashioned med-pack.

Multiplayer: [?/10] Unfortunatly, with all the other games that came out it's rather hard to get a multiplayer Legendary game going, as such I can't give a fair review on this part. I can say the concept of it sounds intriguing. You play as one of two teams of soldiers, and there are AI werewolves as well. Each team has a generator and the objective is to kill enemy players and werewolves to get "essence" from them and instead of using it for your powers, fill the generator with it. First team to reach X amount of "essence" in the generator wins.

My Writing 2nd Shot: A Poem

Here's another thing I wrote, it's a poem that's quite bad. I wrote this a long time ago when I was going thru some rough times. Anyway, here it is.

Every day I wake wanting to die
Every night I lie in bed wanting to cry
In between this is my life
What kind of existance is this?

So I guess this is the last goodbye
One more word before I end the lies
No, fuck that shit I'm still alive
The world might want me gone
But since when do I do what I'm told?

Movie Review: Hancock

Hancock, starring Will Smith and Charlize Theron, is a great movie. Seeing Will Smith play a "less then wholesome" character alone is worth seeing the movie for. Fans of comic books or super hero movies will get a kick out of the idea of the "asshole" super hero and of the portrayal of super heroes later, others will just get kicks out of the action and great jokes that occur throughout the movie. I didn't see it in theaters(or the theatrical version) so I'm not sure with the differences are, but I'm pretty sure you can't go wrong either way. The only real complaint I had was the ending starts to go in a direction that is highly annoying, but luckily they correct that. The only thing I could say would improve this movie, would have been a cameo by Stan "The Man" Lee, just like in all the Marvel Comics movies.
Overall: [9/10]